I don’t usually reblog GIFs, but when I do, it’s Kramer from that episode of Seinfeld when he was using butter on his body shave then got overly tan making him smell deliciously appetizing to very hungry Newman. 

(Source: goldeneye926, via familyfugue)

Paul McCartney and Michael Richards should collaborate. 

A few weeks ago I had a dream that involved Michael Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld) taking me by the shoulders and telling me that everything is going to be O.K.

Thinking about this dream makes me feel really good.

digging for the source
of the original light
but being bored to death
with mayhem

I cracked open
this dissection reissue
and while everyone else
on my block

went about their business
happily or otherwise
my dorm room
exploded into frost

it’s a long way
from 1995
and there is no new
dan swano

and everyone hates
metallica now
and dissection 
can’t ever be bettered

which is kind of the point
of our new hero
and kind of the point
of departure:

cosmo kramer
consumed by rage
you will know
the signs of the age

tomorrow: four

(Source: westayedinthewater, via accelerated-readers-club)

Wait, so Kramer vs. Kramer isn’t the Seinfeld sci-fi movie about crazy assassin clones?

Sequel to Kramer vs. Kramer: Kramer vs. Predator

In which Gethard and I agree on something that is weird. 

I feel absolutely horrible having cooked up this stupid idea now after seeing the serious mental health-related post he also just answered. 

thechrisgethardshow:

That would be weird.

Everybody!

Hey, everybody!

Seinfeld is back! ALL NEW EPISODES!!!!!!!!

I am once more and foreseeably for the final time breaking my self-imposed ban on use of GIFs to share some important news with you.

According to LeakedIn, my LinkedIn password was NOT one of the many leaked!

And further good news: I will spending the summer writing music scores for movies in the advanced film scoring program at UCLA! 

HURRAY!!!!!!